July252014

Perspective

outofcontextdnd:

The Cleric, commenting on the Ranger’s critical hit usage of Throw Anything

Cleric: You can’t throw a rapier and do that much damage! It’s a light weapon, it’s unrealistic.

DM, pointing at the Sorcerer: He can shoot magic from his fists.

(via nudityandnerdery)

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feministbatwoman:

pervocracy:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I’m in on this feud and I have chosen my side.

MARA WILSON, YOU HAVE MY SWORD.

AND MY AXE

(also, the Boss series is great)

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accidentally-on-purpose:

sleidi:

Hey, guys! I cofounded Mesh, and it’s the first mainstream dating site to include queer, transgender, and non-binary as identification options. I think it’s pretty important that the community finds out about this, especially since other sites have ignored the demand for these options. We’re in pre-beta mode right now, but you can register using this link: https://www.meshbetter.com/pride Take a look around and let me know what you think! We’re always looking out for suggestions.

!! Still in pre-beta mode and just for NY so far, but still!

(via fuckyeahsexeducation)

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cosplay perils

  • me: *just fucking smears the hotglue on with bare fingers*
  • me: fire cannot hurt a dragon
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evilsupplyco:

"Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself." 
Our most popular piece of advice is now available as a premium screen print: 8.5” x 11”, white and metallic gold ink on black paper, signed by author and artist Atticus Q. Redghost, esq.
Purchase here

evilsupplyco:

"Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself." 

Our most popular piece of advice is now available as a premium screen print: 8.5” x 11”, white and metallic gold ink on black paper, signed by author and artist Atticus Q. Redghost, esq.

Purchase here

(via evilsupplyco)

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thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.
He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”
Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.

He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”

Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

(via misandry-mermaid)

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the-goddamazon:

50 Shades of Abuse.

50 Shades of Nonconsensual Sex.

50 Shades of Nah.

50 Shades of Trash Writing.

50 Shades of How the Fuck Did She Get Her Twilight Fanfiction PUBLISHED.

50 Shades of Why Is This Bitch Prospering But Us Real Writers Are Getting Passed Over.

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“if you consider a woman less pure after you’ve touched her maybe you should take a look at your hands”

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

(Source: anachronica, via wretchedoftheearth)

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“Color is powerful. It is almost physiologically impossible to be in a bad mood when you’re wearing bright red pants.” ― Jessi Arrington (via psych-quotes)

(via curvecreation)

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